BOOK REVIEW: Doon by Carey Corp and Lorie Langdon

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goodreads summary:

Veronica doesn’t think she’s going crazy. But why can’t anyone else see the mysterious blond boy who keeps popping up wherever she goes? When her best friend, Mackenna, invites her to spend the summer in Scotland, Veronica jumps at the opportunity to leave her complicated life behind for a few months.

But the Scottish countryside holds other plans.

They find themselves transported to a land that defies explanation. Doon seems like a real-life fairy tale, complete with one prince who has eyes for Mackenna and another who looks suspiciously like the boy from Veronica’s daydreams. But Doon has a dark underbelly as well. The two girls could have everything they’ve longed for…or they could end up breaking an enchantment and find themselves trapped in a world that has become a nightmare.

my review:

Rating: ★★★☆☆

I started reading this book because I felt like it promised originality. However, originality doesn’t equal a good story. The setting is unusual, but it just doesn’t make sense, and you often find yourself rolling your eyes so much that they might as well just stay in the back of your head.

Doon, the magical land in which Veronica (no, sorry, Verranica as said by Jamie MacCrae, but he’s for another paragraph) and her best friend MacKenna end up in is literally one big mess. I initially thought it was Scotland of the past, but it’s literally one big contradiction, a mashup of the modern world with the mindset of the past world. People have been travelling to Doon throughout history, from our world to theirs through a magical bridge every so often. As a result, Doon has modern conventions such as toilets, showers and as well as sushi and pizzerias. Despite the fact that they’ve come in contact with contemporary society, the people of Doon still firmly believe in their past life, with their mindset firmly ingrained with their previous views and are still willing to burn witches at stakes. The setting is a mess and was difficult to understand with its different behaviours and severe lack of sense. I would like the background to make sense and for its people to follow guidelines of reasonable practices.

Now let’s begin with the characters:

Veronica: (see also Verranica )
She’s the dictionary definition of innocent. She’s beautiful (as said by MacKenna like ten million times), without even knowing it. She’s a hopeless romantic despite having the worst life possible. She’s a walking tragedy and is so irritating. She swoons over Jamie’s eyes and his locks of hair that ALWAYS seems to fall over his eyes. Despite, him completely ignoring her and being outright hostile the second he meets her, she cannot help but be upset in her attraction to him. Her soulmate! She later gives him up, only to start moaning about it five seconds later. ¬-¬ She is wholly devoted to boy Jamie, regardless of how much he acts like an idiot and how much he professes to hate her.

Mackenna: Vee’s best friend since infancy, it seems. Naturally, they are polar opposites. Mackenna is the practical musical-addicted who doesn’t realise how beautiful she is. (I see a running pattern here). She is meant to be humorous, a stark contrast to Vee’s impracticality…it didn’t work for me. She comes off as more annoying than entertaining. However, the development of her and Jamie’s brother, Duncan, was much more believable.

James MacCrae:
From the second Veronica and Mackenna enters his foreign land, where he is the crown prince, and despite this being Scotland, he still looks like an emo boy. Despite knowing that he is Veronica’s Calling, (a commonly acknowledged moment in Doon to mean you’ve met your soulmate), Jamie denies it, and continue treating Vee like crap. He tells her one thing, says another. He says words intended to turn her away and is absolutely angry (and blames her) when she does run away.

Duncan MacCrae: I actually liked him a lot out of all the characters. He was so kind compared to the rest of them in this book that I really have nothing wrong to say about him at all. He just wants to protect his home, and his romance with MacKenna is somewhat understandable. Their characters interact well together, and so I can see them falling for each other.

The secondary characters were unoriginal, lacking in any complexity. Everyone is black or white. There is no complexity within any of the main characters, and much less with the secondary. The plot shows no sense of urgency to the imminent danger that the land of Doon is in. Apart from villagers disappearing, a few dead bodies thrown in, there is no intrigue, no feeling that something terrible is going to happen.

Reading the sequel is nowhere near the forefront of my mind right now, but that ending had me shocked! Maybe I’ll pick it up, but that’s a maybe.

BOOK REVIEW: The Fault In Our Stars by John Green

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Despite the tumor-shrinking medical miracle that has bought her a few years, Hazel has never been anything but terminal, her final chapter inscribed upon diagnosis. But when a gorgeous plot twist named Augustus Waters suddenly appears at Cancer Kid Support Group, Hazel’s story is about to be completely rewritten.

my review:

Rating:
★★☆☆☆

(This review is a reposted one from my old GoodReads Account but my opinion on this book has changed making it a 2 instead of a 5 )

My initial reactions to this book were pretty similar to the rest of Green’s fans. I enjoyed the story and characters, and it was an exciting read in the end. I liked how it was about coming to terms with the fact that your life will almost never rise above insignificance. However, three years have passed since I first read TFIOS and my view on the book has changed considerably. TFIOS isn’t a bad book, but it’s standard and very similar to the other works of Green. And I understand why so many readers would have had such an emotional response to the book. Books about death are often upsetting & thought to provoke- looking back on this, I didn’t find it either.

I don’t believe in Hazel and Augustus the same way anymore. Their dialogue is contrived and ridiculous. Augustus was just created to spew a plethora of metaphors.And there’s the other problem I have with Augustus and Hazel: their romance feels like a plot construction far more than it feels like a real passion. In Green’s other books, although I didn’t enjoy them, I understood the romance. Augustus Waters just shows up in Hazel’s cancer support group and stares at her, and she just swoons at him. That’s almost as bad as Bella Swan falling in love with Edward Cullen even though he apparently hates her. Green attempts to play it cool by having Hazel recognise that she’d be creeped out if it were an ugly guy staring at her, but that doesn’t make their love affair any less sudden, but the plot won’t work if they aren’t in love, so it happens.

Also, Hazel is not a believable character, we learn nothing about her. She just hates Support Group and loves Augustus for reasons that were never adequately announced throughout the book. The idea that he spends money just so he can act out a metaphor that doesn’t do anything but make him look like a pretentious idiot.

But the strength of The Fault in Our Stars is that it refuses to offer false comfort regarding a subject matter that we all know doesn’t have a happy ending. We are all going to die, but we live our lives pretending that words like “forever” or “always” have meant something to us. Maybe that’s why it worked so well with so many readers, it did for me at first.

I guess this book would have been better for me to read if it had been about what happened to Peter Van Houten and his life in Amsterdam with Hazel and Gus coming to see him or Hazel with her actual terminal cancer. It would have been better to read Hazel’s cancer to conflict with her ability to be with Gus, rather than give her a weird miracle drug.

And that’s why The Fault in Our Stars no longer impacts me as much as it did the first time reading it.

BOOK REVIEW: Girl Online by Zoe Sugg (A.K.A Zoella)

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GoodReads Summary:

I had no idea GirlOnline would take off the way it has – I can’t believe I now have 5432 followers, thanks so much! – and the thought of opening up to you all about this is terrifying, but here goes…

Penny has a secret.

Under the alias GirlOnline, she blogs about school dramas, boys, her mad, whirlwind family – and the panic attacks she’s suffered from lately. When things go from bad to worse, her family whisks her away to New York, where she meets the gorgeous, guitar-strumming Noah. Suddenly Penny is falling in love – and capturing every moment of it on her blog.

But Noah has a secret too. One that threatens to ruin Penny’s cover – and her closest friendship – forever.

My Review:

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

As soon as I heard this book was coming out, I was quick to judge it would not be a good read and has a high chance of it being ghost-written. And, sadly, I was not wrong.

(Before anyone starts moaning saying ‘why did you even read it if you thought it was going to be crap’ I only read it because I didn’t want to jump to any conclusions without having read the book)

The characters were cliché and so underdeveloped. The story itself is predictable to the point where it was boring to read. (Typical boy meets girl, fall in love, obstacle in their way which is swiftly removed and everything is good again) No hate to other books like these, I enjoy predictable books, but this was so stuffed with a cliché of characters – the gay best friend, the bitchy ex-best friend, the romantic love interest etc. Again, nothing wrong with a cliché or two, but only if they’re written well and sadly, these characters were not. And on the topic of anxiety, this blog expresses it much better than I ever could. Especially in a section where she is mixing normal teenage insecurities with real anxiety disorder.

It’s so frustrating watching people praise her for beating J.K. Rowling’s debut sales because that means absolutely nothing. (of course there was no record-breaking debut week, but Harry Potter’s broken nearly every other record there is.) Of course, she would have record sales; she already had a fanbase of millions when her book published, and not of her literary merit. You cannot compare a ghost-written book to Harry Potter!

The reason why this book wasn’t properly looked over was that it seems anything with Zoe’s name on will sell, and, with people wanting to cash in on that success, it doesn’t matter about the quality of what’s as written. Imagine if they released this under a different unknown author? It would have had a higher chance of being forgotten about. I really wanted to be proved wrong – I tried to enjoy every word but sadly I didn’t, and I’m not surprised.

If you’re a loyal Zoella fan, love fairy lights, a good scented candle and clichéd plot, and don’t mind this book wasn’t entirely hers then this is the book for you! Sadly I cannot and wouldn’t recommend this to anyone. I’m sorry. I tried, I really did!